It’s Valentine’s Day — what Valentine’s day gifts did you get for yourself?

Okay, but seriously. It’s obviously too late to be buying something for your girlfriend (unless you’re in a long distance thing and have some leeway on timing — buy your girl this stuff with rush delivery, she’ll thank you), so if you’re reading this you’re looking to buy yourself Valentine’s Day Gifts, as you should!

Whether I’m single or in a relationship, I always get myself Valentine’s Day gifts because I’m worth it!

And you are worth it too.

So, for every ugly stuffed animal and tragically basic Tiffany’s necklace an ex-bae got you, here’s some sexy lingerie, killer heels, and skintight latex that you’ll like much better.

Here are the 8 Valentine’s Day Gifts You Should Buy Yourself!

1. This O-Ring Lingerie

The Carrie Bralet in Red, $85, Dolls Kill  

The Sins Brief in Red, $65, Dolls Kill 

The only thing I hate about lingerie is I always wish I could show it off to more people, but this set is perfect for layering with mesh, fishnet, and more to make it work as outerwear. Or, maybe rock the bra under a suit for a dominatrix-CEO vibe? The opportunities are endless.

BUY IT HERE

2. These Va-Va-Voom Heels

Strappy Garter Heels, $35, Dolls Kill 

A pair of heels that’ll turn heads (and break hearts) for only $35? Sounds a little too good to be true, but maybe it’s love?

BUY THEM HERE

3. These Classic Heart Shades

Heart Shape Sunglasses, $4.69, Zaful 

I purchased a very similar pair of these at Warped Tour one year and wore them to death (literally — the lens cracked and I was still wearing them). I think it’s time for me to grab a new pair and for $5 I’m down to try these (even if I wouldn’t normally trust my face shape to buy glasses online).

BUY THEM HERE

4. Uh-Huh Honey

Ribbed Cropped Honey Embroidered Tank Top, $10.99

The perfect tank for summer day-drinking that’s not quite a going out top, but definitely NSFW either — especially if you rock it sans bra like I know I’ll be doing. Also only $10!

BUY IT HERE

5. Python Princess Platforms

Sweet Serpent B*tch Platform Heels, $39, Goodbye Bread

These are very reminiscent of Pleasers, but are a little more street-style worthy. The blush pink will basically go with anything and the snakeskin will add some sweet edge to any outfit. BTW, these also come in a hawt orange [BUY THEM HERE], but I thought the pink was a little more appropriate for Valentine’s Day gifts.

BUY THEM HERE

6. Sweet City Slicker Bralette

Vinyl Crop Top With Diamante Straps, $46, Jaded London

Black is totally acceptable for Valentine’s Day gifts — as long as it’s shiny and slinky. I personally don’t love the way this is styled on the model, but it would look great with a black skirt for a two-piece look, or a killer pair of flare pants. Or, you know, as a regular bra, but with more statement-making straps.

BUY IT HERE

7. This Bikini That’ll Have You All Tied Up

Braid Cutout Brazilian Bikini, $16.99, Amazon

Who said you need a man to tie you up? For under $17 you can tie yourself up and look hot af doing it.

BUY IT HERE

8. This Latex Dress I Need An Occasion For

                                                  Latex Rubber Back Zipper Mini Dress, $84.99, Amazon

Latex is so nice in theory, but not as nice in practice — or on my paycheck. I personally love Jane Doe Latex, but this dress that’s available on Amazon is tasteful and super cute. Maybe you have a better event to wear this to and I can live vicariously through you?

BUY IT HERE

Cover Image by @KD.Photo

I’ve been unsatisfied with my go-to online retailers lately, so I’ve been trying new ones! Here’s my honest Goodbye Bread review.

Goodbye Bread is a relatively new e-tailer that is similar to Dolls Kill in terms of their style and the brands they stock. Their in-house brand is called Hoes Before Bros (amazing name, I know), which is who the majority of items I got are made by.

Now, without further ado, here is:

My Goodbye Bread Review (in bullet points for your viewing pleasure)

Here’s what I got:

• Sassy Leopard Mesh Dress (Size Small)
• Selfish Cunt Hoodie (One Size)
• Purrfect Leopard Mesh Top (Size Small)
• Seduce Me Thigh High Sock Boots (Size 8)

The Good:

• Shipping was super fast, I received my stuff in just three days!
• Quality was on the mark for the price point.
• The shoes were by Cape Robbin, a brand I’ve come to love for affordable + trendy shoes (you can find them on Amazon too!)
• My order came with a nice personal note thanking me for shopping with them — it’s the little things!

The Bad:

• Hoes Before Bros only offers S, M, and L currently.
• The selection on Goodbye Bread could be better (but they’re a growing site, so I foresee it growing progressively).
• They only accept returns for store credit, just like Dolls Kill (*insert eye roll emoji here*).

The Honest Opinion:

If you guys would read an entire essay on why I’m obsessed with these boots, I would write it. They’re the thotty girl’s version of leggings for winter. They’re like a combo of high-socks and heels, and they’re amazing. They’re super comfy (I can wear them when I know I’ll be on my feet all day), they’re adjustable (so they can still work with slightly longer items, I just bunch them a bit), and they go with legit everything. AND they don’t take up a lot of closet space because like I said, they’re basically just socks.

I have similar feelings about the sweatshirt, although since I usually leave the house in skintight outfits, it hasn’t gotten quite as much wear. However, it has gotten a ton of wear in the house, because a giant sweatshirt is usually what I wear all day while working, and this one is super comfy. I also like that it’s one size, because if it was up to me I’d probably have ordered a small and it’d be too short to wear as a dress, and not as comfy to feel like a boyfriend sweatshirt around the house.

Both leopard items are well-made and that good level of see-through but not too see-through (at least if you like to free the nipple like me). Like I mentioned, they’re both a little big on me, so I prefer to knot them up in the front to give me a more fitted look. I’m still not completely sure what to wear the mesh dress with — maybe a swimsuit cover-up?

Also, I’ve been thinking of making a “master” list of sorts with the sites I shop at, with their pros and cons (similar to what I’ve done here for Goodbye Bread). Would anyone be into that? LMK in the comments!

Outfit Details:

Earrings: Mine are from Bershka, here’s a similar pair: 

Leopard Top: BUY IT HERE

Denim skirt: Mine is from Bershka, here’s a similar one (I wear a size 2)

Sweatshirt: BUY IT HERE

Boots: BUY THEM HERE

Photos by @_JulioGPhoto_ <3